Dark Gandalf: Hey, comrade! Welcome to EPISODE 2 of This Is (NOT!) A Car Club! Here's a quick recap of what happened in EPISODE 1. Dark Gandalf: In EPISODE 1, you got to know the car club and its members.
Dark Gandalf: You got a letter from the government threatening to shut the club down, which made you anxious and scared.
Dark Gandalf: You and Daddy ended up in a blue wonderland and met a shark.
Dark Gandalf: And lastly you all chilled in my hot spring, trying to think of better things. Some of you kind of succeeded with it...
Dark Gandalf: And that's where we're at right now. Click here if you dare to step into the REAL EPISODE 2...